Why Good Women of robbery and rape

1. Vampire bat came back covered with blood, the public is the envy bat even ask where he's got so much blood, it brought a big bat to the public around the tree, and asked: did not see the tree? Public A: see. It: Damn, I have not seen
2. Young couple quarreling, upstairs threw a pillow, happened to pass by a beggar, Jinki; moment there flying under the quilt, beggars ecstasy. Then, drying his eyes on shouting upstairs: big brother, be nice to have dropped that woman Come on!
3. you are lying in the theater account four horizontal position, other people call you up, you only hold in a couple of fixed place. Security came and said: "Enough hate ah ~ brothers, Which Road to the? You bite the bullet, said: upstairs hallway fall in!
4. 1 students caught by the enemy, the enemy he was tied to the utility poles , and then asked him: say, where are you from? not say you would call dead! students back to the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted, he said: I was TV's!

5. chicken with beef grumble: People make us more eggs, but their own family planning, unfair. Niu said: "What kind of grievances that point you, so many people eat my milk, who the fuck I Jiaoma the tube!

6. Patient: I'm suffering from insomnia. doctors: pills, red make you dream about Germany and China; white dream Allen; green dream conditioner. the patient; that I have all the dose go? Doctor: Then you can see to Guorong.

7. ramen counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line, Ramen Master Q: Do you want thick or thin? Girl A: What I eat what you pull.
8. a monkey to eat peanuts before going into the bottom a chance to eat first. This manager explained: It has been fed peaches, the result of leptin could not pull out, scared monkeys, and now we must do well to
9. New Saying Good: I secretly go, if I come quietly as I walk at night to her house, afraid to wear shoes with a sound base to prevent her husband to paint my face and play.

10. fight the first time a farmer, and he feared the city's taxi drivers Zaike, driver side of the station, show teeth, asking: "How much?" I saw the driver took out a knife edge shave says: "I'll leave it!"
11. Wang: I hearing is getting worse, and even their own fart can be heard. Doctor: Try this drug. Pharaoh: can cure it? Doctor: hard to say, but make your point loud fart.
12. division announced that the school discipline: men not allowed to enter the women's dormitory, a first offense a fine of 10, the second a fine of 25, heard Understand? a boy stood up Q: How much do pass?
13 . wolf was sick, the rabbit with a carrot to see him. Wolf: come and let's go with what gift ah! Rabbit: to see you, can they say that maybe you do not like this. Wolf: I like your gift, Mr. Hu Luobu
14. To Ban will become serious, the teacher to monitor inspection: a tank top and shorts, students may not enter. Class before the teacher would ask: tell you to do something do it? Monitor: male and female students are not willing to let me look at clothes off!

15. One day, a child asked her mother: "Mom, why people say that you a bitch you?" Mom thought for a moment, said: "The mother is a lively and talented women.

16. a woman complaining about her husband: "You're Wo, where people are not good." Fu said: "very correct, especially my wife!"
17. there they went to a restaurant for dinner. Hotel health is poor, many flies flying. One person was busy on the hands to catch. Another person to stop, said: "Do not drive, and how much it can eat."

18. Saute Spicy Chicken dishes in Xinjiang, a man traveling in Xinjiang, remember the dish names in the restaurant, and the lady said on the service; you here do not have that chicken? Miss close to customers, said; 'Keep it down, I am!'
19. Directorate officers and men deal with the relationship between delivered his speech, the manuscript written by the secretary. In the one-page quick finish, the heads of: officers should love nurses. Field uproar. Head of think it goes strange, then flip out loud to add: Here is a soldier!

20. Police: Why Good Women of robbery and rape? This is how the gun is going ah? Robber: I was going to sell this gun ah, but the gun just out, that lady took the money thrown on me and started the incense burner of the
21. Elephant accidentally stepped on ants, ants have emission, climbed upon the elephant, the elephant shook himself, ants have fallen, left an ant in the elephant neck, underground ant shouted in unison: strangle it!
22. a small ant and the elephants love to get married. Unfortunately, not long before the elephants died, a small ant is very upset, she said: Damn, I've say nothing of something else, he was buried in light pull!
23. Teacher: how do you so lazy? Other students moved a block 78, can you only move four. Student: No, they are lazy. Teacher: Why? Student: Because they are afraid to walk.
24. A woman: "If your husband is having an affair, do you date?" B Women: "I will open one eye, one eye closed." A woman: "Oh, you're generous ah! "B Women:" No, I point a gun at him. "
25. naughty Baker knew his mother, rushed out from the room:" Mom, you know how much of a toothpaste with toothpaste in it? "" do not know. "" I just know it from the sofa, pushed the door edge. "
26. cutting wood, the father of my son's arm nearly cut off when the wood, his son directed at his father shouted:" fool, where to cut? "side of the grandson heard, Fenfen Ran said:" The bastard, how can the father so to speak? "