Funny name

Named school began, there was a class teacher ingenuity, the students said: "No. I was in school, reported that about your own name, so everyone know, okay?"
"001 号!"
"Sir, I Xingjiao, I'm coke with." teacher a bit dizzy and asked: "Who you taken?"
"My father." "Your father is what's?"
"open pig factory!"
"002 号!"
a girl stood up: "Sir, I Zhang, My name is Zhang open."
"003 号!"
"Sir, I am Zhang open twin brother, my name is Zhang Bukai." "Who is this for you from the name?"
"is my dad, he is selling pliers." teacher quickly drink saliva.
"004 号!"
"reports teacher, My name area (read the word" Europe ") My name is Ou night (oh also), this is my mom gave me to take the name, she said, with me just ringing off the hook when a computer game. "teacher's heart a little uncomfortable.
"005 号!"
"reports teacher, ** your mother!" "how do you curse ah?!"
"no ah! teacher, I say My name is Gan, called Gan ni brewing, I Dad is a wine made of. "teacher eat a medicine.
"006 号! "
" Teacher, My name is Gou, Gou told to ignore. "
" Your father is open Baozi Pu, right? ! "
" Teacher, you're really smart! "The teacher has a little unsteady on.
" 007 号! "
" My name is Quine (read faster, made third tone.) Called Kuai goods. "
" Do not tell me your dad is an open warehouse of. "
" Teacher, you're old fashioned, and my dad was a pimp. "The teacher's mouth has been leaking blood.
" 008 号! "
" Teacher, you die! "" What? What did you say? ! "
" I said, My name is Ni, Ni called to Temple. My mom is a Buddhist who, my name interesting, right? "
" Interesting, interesting. "The teacher quickly cried out.
" 009 号! "
" Teacher, said next time. "" Why should the next time that you say! "
" Not your friends! Teacher, My name is Summer, called Summer Meeting sparkle, my dad is that storytelling. "Teachers have felt dizzy a.
" 010 号! "
" Teacher, My name is high, high end. "
" My name is Mei, Mei called conscience. "
" I surnamed Wu, Jiao Wu eye. "
" My name is Mao, called Mao Rongrong. "... ... ... ...
Teacher heavenward heavy breathing:" My God, what a group of students I met ah! "The teacher Koupen blood, lying on the ground stop breathing.